Fabulous martinis! Need we say more? We serve 'em all... plus a few of our own that you may have never tried! Disclaimer: these can be fairly fierce drinks and overconsumption is liable to make the floor rise up without warning to smack you in the face.
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
"Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman."
"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss."
Robert A. Heinlein